I’ve been promising this for a while. As you may know, I wrote a column for Doctor Who Figurine Collection magazine called The Big Ask, pondering loose ends, mysteries and plot holes from a different Doctor Who story each month. When the publisher, Eaglemoss, sadly folded last year, several of my columns went unpublished and I was halfway through writing one on The Two Doctors.
I’ve now compiled it all into an ebook, called Do Time Lords Get Drunk? There’s new material in here too - the stories we covered were dictated by the figurine the magazine came with, and it just happened we never covered the First or Eighth Doctors, and only covered the Tenth once. So there are new entries for each of those, and the one on The Two Doctors has been finished.
Some may think it daft to spend so much time and effort trying to make sense of this sprawling, desperately inconsistent text. But you have to understand that taking such matters too seriously is part of the fun. I’ve put it out under a banner called Short Books, because it is a short book - it’s come out around 120 pages in Amazon’s formatting: if this goes well I may use for other stuff.
Do Time Lords Get Drunk? is available now from Amazon (paid link), and should be in the Kobo store very soon.